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Useful Acronym list:

ZA Zero Administration
YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
YWHOL Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
YW You're Welcome
YTM You The Man
YSS You Suck Severely
YS You Suck
YR Yeah Right
YOYO You're On Your Own
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YMMD You Made My Day
YM You Mean
YM Young Man
YL Young Lady
YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
YKYB You Know You've Been
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It
YIB Yeah, I'll Bet
YHTBT You Had To Be There
YHMOAU You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YHM You Have Mail
YHL You Have Lost
YHGMTPO You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHBW You Have Been Warned
YHBT You Have Been Trolled
YHBM You Have Bin Mail
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YGTBSM You've Got To Be Shitting Me!
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
YGLT You're Gonna Love This
YG Young Gentleman
YFTR Yust For That Reason
YD You're Dead
YD Yesterday
YCLIU You Can Look It Up
YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down!
YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass!
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YAP Yet Another Ploy
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It
YAFA Yet Another Fucking Acronym
YADS Yet Another Dos Shell
YAC Are You Available To Chat?
YABSA Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAA Yet Another Acronym
Y3 Yada Yada Yada
Y2K Year 2000
Y Why
XYZ Examine Your Zipper
XYL Ex Young Lady
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know
WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor?
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIOSALLLWYMG What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYP What's Your Point?
WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap!
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYGIWYG What You Get Is What You Get
WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For
WWYL When Will You Learn
WWW World Wide Web
WWW World Wide Wait
WWW World Wild Web
WWW World Wide Waste
WWS Wife Wants Sex
WU What's Up?
WTY Waving To You
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WTTC Welcome To The Club
WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter
WTHDTM What The Hell Does That Mean?
WTH What The Hell
WTG Way To Go
WTFWT What The Fuck Was That?
WTFRUTA What The Fuck Are You Talking About
WTFRU Who The Fuck Are You?
WTFO What The Fuck, Over
WTFDYTYA Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
WTFDIK What The Fuck Do I Know
WTFDIC What The Fuck Do I Care
WTF What The Fuck
WT Without Thinking
WSLS Win Some, Lose Some
WSD Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
WRU Who Are You
WRT With Regard To
WRT With Respect To
WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
WOWF Witless One Word Followup
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOM Word Of Mouth
WOLF Witless One Line Follow-up
WOL Win Or Lose
WOL Wake-On-LAN
WOL Way Of Life
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOE Way Of Eating
WOE World Of Entertainment
WOCAB Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth
WOA Work Of Art
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WLYK Will Let You Know
WIYGW Write If You Get Work
WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
WIIFM What's In It For Me
WIBNIF Wouldn't If Be Nice If
WIBNI Would It Be Nice If
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WH What's Happening
WGTG Well, Got To Go
WGBTY Will Get Back To You
WGAS Who Gives A Shit
WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around
WG Wicked Grin
WFO Wide Fucking Open
WFM Works For Me
WFHIT What Fresh Hell Is This?
WEFT Wrong Every Fucking Time
WDYW What Do You Want?
WDYT What Do You Mean
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WDYM What Do You Mean
WDYLL What Do You Look Like?
WDYC Who Do I Call
WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDO Well Done Opponents
WDF What Da Fuck
WD Well Done
WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around
WBS Write Back Soon
WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible
WB Write Back
WB Welcome Back
WAUF Where Are You From?
WAN Wide Area Network
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids Staring At Me?
WAM Wait A Minute
WALOC What A Load Of Crap
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAFWOT What A Fucking Waste Of Time
WAF Wife Acceptance Factor
WAEF When All Else Fails
WADR With All Due Respect
WAD Without A Doubt
WAC What A Crock
WAB What A Bummer
WAB What, Another Bill
W8ING Waiting
W8 Wait
W/O Without
W/ With
W Wink
W Whatever
VWS Very Wicked Smile
VWG Very Wicked Grin
VWD Very Well Done
VT Virtual Time
VR Virtual Reality
VPH Visible Panty Line
VLSTGLOI Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VH Virtual Hug
VFM Value For Money
VETLA Very Enhanced TLA
VES Very Evil Smile
VEG Very Evil Grin
VC Virtual Community
VBSEG Very Big Shit Eating Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VBG Very Big Grin
VBEG Very Big Evil Grin
UTT Under The Table
UTSL Use The Source, Luke
UTC Under The Counter
USU Usually
USAFU Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up
URLCM You Are Welcome
URL Uniform Resource Locator
UR Your
UR You Are
UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
UOM$ You Owe Me Money
UOK? Are You Okay?
UOK You Ok?
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
UNA Use No Acronyms
UL Upload
UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken
UDS Ugly Domestic Scene
UCE Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UCCOM You Can Count On Me
UBD User Brain Damage
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error
U2 You Too
U/L Upload
U You
TYVM Thank You Very Much
TYP Thank You Partner
TYLE Took You Long Enough
TYCLO Turn Your Caps Lock Off
TY Thank You
TX Thanks
TWYT That's What You Think
TWYAS That's What You All Say
TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name
TVM Thanks Very Much
TUFD The User File Died
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TTYS Type To You Soon
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYRS Type To You Real Soon
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon
TTYL Type To You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTUL Type To You Later
TTTH Talk To The Hand
TTS Tiny Tit Syndrome
TTM To The Moderator
TTLFN That's The Lot For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTBE That's To Be Expected
TT Take That
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TSR Terminate And Stay Resident Program
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSIA Title Says It All
TS Tough Shit
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
TQM Total Quality Management
TPTB The Powers That Be
TPSS This Program Sucks Severely
TPS This Program Sucks
TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless
TOY Thinking Of You
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TNX Thanks
TNTC Too Numerous To Count
TNT Till Next Time
TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNOTVS Theres Nothing On TV So
TNOTB The Number Of The Beast
TN Telnet
TMTOWTDT There's More Than One Way To Do This
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMSHTF Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMI Too Much Information
TM Thread Mangler
TM Trust Me
TM Tomorrow
TLTB Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TLG The Living God
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLA Three-Letter Acronym
TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TIP To Insure Promptness
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINC There Is No Cabal
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TIE Take It Easy
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God
TIA Thanks In Advance
THO Titty Hard On
THNX Thanks
THHGTTG The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TFTT Thanks For The Tip
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFN Thanks For Nothing
TFM The Fucking Manual
TFE Too Fucking Easy
TFDS That's For Damn Sure!
TFB Too Fucking Bad
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TE The End
TDM Too Damn Many
TDD The Dog's Dead
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TCD The Cat's Dead
TCBY Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
TCB Taking Care Of Business
TCB Trouble Came Back
TC Take Care
TC Telephone Call
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TBNT Thanks But No Thanks
TBH To Be Honest
TBE To Be Expected
TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later
TBDL To Be Discussed Later
TBC To Be Continued
TARFU Things Are Really Fucked Up
TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TAM Tenner A Month
TAFT That's A Frightening Thought
TAFN That's All For Now
TAF That's All, Folks!
TADT They All Do That
TA Thanks Again
SYT See You Tonight
SYT Sweet Young Thing
SYSOP System Operator
SYS See You Soon
SYL See You Later
SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages
SYIC See You In Cyberspace
SYDWBY See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
SWYP So What's Your Problem?
SW-SE Star Wars Special Edition
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web?
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SWAG Simple Wild Ass Guess
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SW So What
SW Says Who
SW Software
SW Star wars
SUYP Shut Up You Pervert
SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
STW Search The Web
ST-VOY Star Trek, Voyager
ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation
STS So To Speak
STFW Search The Fucking Web
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
ST-DS9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9
STBY Sucks To Be You
ST Such That
ST So There
ST Star Trek
SSIA Subject Says It All
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day
SSDD Same Shit, Different Day
SSB Smiling Sweetly Back
SS So Sleepy
SS Smiling Sweetly
SPAM Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
SP sorry for bad SPelling
SOW Speaking Of Which
SOVS Someone Very Special
SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go
SOT Short Of Time
SOSO Same Old, Same Old
SOSDD Same Old Shit Different Day
SOS Same Old Story
SOS Someone Special
SOS Same Old Shit
SOP Standing Operational Procedures
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SOP Stay Off the Pipe
SOL Shit Outta Luck
SOL Shit Out Of Luck
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOI Stink On Ice
SOB Son Of a Bitch
SO Significant Other
SNR Signal to Noise Ratio
SNFIAA Still No Fucking Idea At All
SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer
SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMOFF Serious Mode Off
SMOF Secret Masters Of Fandom
SMO Serious Mode On
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMAR Suck My Ass Raw
SMAO Showing My Ass Off
SLV C'est la vie
SLJO Shitty Little Job Officer
SLJ Shitty Little Job
SLIP Serial Line Internet Protocol
SLIP Single Line In Protocol
SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
SIU Suck It Up
SITD Still In The Dark
SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused
SIL Sister In Law
SIL Son In Law
SIIN Stuffed If I Know!
SIIC See If I Care
SIG Special Interest Group
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It
SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam
SHM Shit Happens, Mate
SHLH Sitting Here Laughing Hysterically
SHIT Sure Happy It's Tuesday
SHIT Sure Happy It's Thursday
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
SH Shit Happens
SGML Standardized General Markup Language
SFT Sorry For That
SFSG So Far So Good
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SF Science Fiction
SF Speculative Fantasy
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SEG Shit Eating Grin
SED Said Enough Darling
SEC Second
SDIHTT Someday I'll Have The Time
SCSI System Can't See It
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SBID Shitty But It'll Do
SBCN Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
SBB Stupid Beyond Belief
SB Smiles Back
SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk
SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SAR Smart Ass Remark
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups
SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual
SAMFU Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up
SAMF Sad Ass Mother Fucker
S2BX Soon To Be Ex
S/TH Something
S/O Someone
S&N Smile And Nod
S Smile
S Sigh
RYFM Read Your Fucking Manual
RWT Repeat Whole Thing
RUOK Are You OK?
RUMOF Are You Male Or Female?
RUMF Are You Male Or Female?
RTSM Read The Stupid Message
RTSM Read The Stupid Manual
RTS Read The Screen
RTM Read The Manual
RTM Read The Message
RTI Real Time Interruption
RTFS Read The Fucking Source
RTFS Read The Fucking Standard
RTFQ Read The Fucking Question
RTFMS Read The Fucking Manual, Sir
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
RTFM Read The Fucking Message
RTFM Read The Fine Manual
RTFI Read The Fucking Instructions
RTFFAQ Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFF Read The Fine Faq
RTFF Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTD Read The Documentation
RT Real Time
RSN Real Soon Now
RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade
RPG Really Pathetic Gamer
RPG Role Playing Games
RPG Role Playing Game
ROTM Right On The Money
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFLTC Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSHIPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROTFLOLPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMTO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMAOWTIME Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLHOLCDF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLHOLCCF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROTFLHOLCBF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLBTCUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLBTCUTS Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCASTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBSAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLAPMP Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLACGU Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROFPML Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROFLWMK Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
ROFLUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROFLTC Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
ROFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROFLSTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROFLSHIPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLOLPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLMHO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLMBO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud
ROFLMAOAY Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROFLMAOAPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLHOLCDF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROFLHOLCCF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROFLHOLCBF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROFLGO Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLBTCUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROFLBTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROFLBSAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLASC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLAHMSL Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
ROFLAHMS Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLABAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
RNA Ring, No Answer
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization
RLCO Real Life Conference
RL Real Life
RIP Rest In Peace
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RGDS Regards
RFT Request For Thinking
RFI Request For Information
RFD Request For Discussion
RFC Request For Comments
REMF Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers
RE Regarding
RBS Really Big Screen
RAW Rules As Written
RAK Random Act Of Kindness
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RA Resident Assistant
RA Research Assistant
R Are
QT Cutie
QT Cutie/Quiet
QSO Conversation
QSL Reply
QRT Quit Receiving/Transmitting
QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum
QED Quite Easily Done
QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
Q&A Questions & Answers
PYS Pack Your Stuff
PW Pathetic Wanker
PW Pow Wow
PTO Patent And Trademark Office
PTO Please Turn Over
PTMM Please Tell Me More
PTM Please Tell Me
PTL Praise the Lord
PTB Powers That Be
PT Physical Training
PS Post Scriptum
PS Pit Stop
PS Postscript
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PPPPPT Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPP Point To Point Protocol
PPN Programmer Project Number
PPL People
POV Point Of View
POTC Peck On The Cheek
POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POS Parent Over Shoulder
POS Person Over Shoulder
POS Piece Of Shit
POS Point Of Sale
POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back!
POQ Piss Off Quickly
POP Point Of Presence
POP Post Office Protocol
POM Phase Of The Moon
POITS Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POETS Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
POETS Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
POD Piece Of Data
POC Peeping Other Chatters
POC Prisoner Of Chat
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PMS Pretty Much Sucks
PMP Peeing My Pants
PMP Peed My Pants
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me Etc
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PM Private Message
PM Personal Message
PM Private Mail
PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect
PLS Please
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok?
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PKB Pot, Kettle, Black!
PITBY Put It In Their Back Yard
PITA Pain In The Ass
PIMP Pee In My Pants
PHD Push Here Dummy
PHD Piled Higher And Deeper
PHB Pointy Haired Boss
PHA Perfectly Hopeless Ass
PGY Post Graduate Year
PG Pretty Good
PFM Pure Fucking Magic
PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PDS Please Don't Shoot
PDQ Pretty Damn Quick
PDN Public Data Network
PDE Puppy Dog Eyed
PDA Public Display of Affection
PD Public Domain
PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PCO Please Carry On
PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCB Please Call Back
PBM Play By Mail (Games)
PBD Programmer Brain Damage
PAW Parents Are Watching
PABG Pack A Big Gun
OYW On Your Way
OYKKAA On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OW Oh Well
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up!
OTW On The Way
OTW On The Whole
OTTOMHAROOB Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMHAROO Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTT Over The Top
OTOS On The Other Side
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTL Out To Lunch
OTK Over The Knee
OTF On The Floor
OTF On The Phone
OTD Out The Door
OTC Over The Counter
OTBE Over Taken By Events
OT1H On The One Hand
OT On Topic
OT Off Topic
OSU Officially Sanctioned User
OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind
OSLT Or Something Like That
OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSIF Oh Shit, I Forgot
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
OS Operating System
ORN Oh Really now
OPL Obvious Panty Line
OP Original Poster
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OOTB Out Of The Box
OOT Out Of Town
OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOS Out Of Sight
OOP Out Of Production
OOI Out Of Interest
OOC Out Of Character
OO Over And Out
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
OMW On My Way
OMKP On My Knees Praying
OMKC On My Knees Crying
OMG Oh My God
OMFG Oh My Fucking God
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OM Old Man
OL Old Lady
OJ Orange Juice
OJ Obligatory Joke
OJ Only Joking
OIC Oh, I See
OFS One Finger Salute
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OD Overdose
OD Oh Dear
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OBE Overcome By Events
OB OBligatory
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAO Over And Out
O Over
NYP Not Your Problem
NYM New York Minute
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It
NW No Way
NW Next Week
NUI Network User Identification
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTL Nevertheless
NTL Nonetheless
NTK Need To Know
NTK Nice To Know
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTH No Therapy Helpful
NTG Not Too Good
NTDWI Nothing To Do With It
NTDW Nothing To Do With
NT No Text
NSS No Shit, Sherlock
NRN No Reply Necessary
NQWI Not Quite With It
NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
NQA No Questions Asked
NPNG No Pain No Gain
NPLU Not People Like Us
NPF No Problem Found
NPAA No Problem At All
NP No Problem
NOYB None Of Your Business
NORWICH Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOPE Not On Planet Earth
NONYA None Ya Business
NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol
NN Night-Night
NMN No Middle Name
NMJ Not My Job
NMI No Middle Initial
NM Never Mind
NM Not Much
NLI Not Logged In
NK New Kid
NITS Nervous In The Service
NIT Not In Therapy
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office
NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard Either
NIME Not In My Experience
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIH Not Invented Here
NIFOC Nude In Front Of Computer
NIDWTC No I Don't Want To Chat
NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIAA No Idea At All
NHTOB Never Heard That One Before
NHOH Never Heard Of Her
NHOH Never Heard Of Him
NG New Guy
NG News Group
NG No Good
NFY No Fuck You
NFWM No Fucking Way Man
NFW No Fucking Way
NFIAA No Fucking Idea At All
NFI No Fucking Idea
NFG No Fucking Good
NERD National Establishment For Real Dorks
NEM Nothing Else Matters
NE1 Anyone
NDLWSMB Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement
NC No Comment
NBTD Nothing Better To Do
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NBFD No Big Fucking Deal
NBD No Big Deal
NB Nota Bene
NAYYY Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAK Not Acknowledged
NAJASCYYY Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAJASC Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
NAHW Not A Happy Woman
NAHM Not A Happy Man
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know
NADT Not A Darn Thing
N2S Needless 2 Say
N1 Nice One
N/M Never Mind
N/A Not Acceptable
N/A Not Available
N/A Not Applicable
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination
MUNG Mung Until No Good
MUNG Mash Until No Good
MUG Multi User Game
MUD Multi User Domain
MUD Multi User Dungeon
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTF More To Follow
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MSS Member of The Same Sex
MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
MSG Message
MSCEA My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MS Microsoft
MS More Shit
MS More Of The Same
MS Masters Degree
MPTY More Power To You
MP My Pleasure
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTO Master Of The Obvious
MOTM Member Of The Month
MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MORF Male Or Female?
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOF Male Or Female?
MMIF My Mouth Is Full
MMF Make Money Fast
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
ML More Later
MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIL Mother In Law
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MHDC(A) My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MH Mostly Harmless
MGD My Gameboy Died
MGB May God Bless
MFWIC Mother Fucker What's In Charge
MFTL My Favourite Toy Language
MFIC Mother Fucker In Charge
MFG More Friendly Garbage
MEG Mega Evil Grin
MD More Dirt
MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MAYB Mad About You, Baby
MARINE My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MAC Most Applications Crash
M8 Mate
M$ Microsoft
LZ Loser!
LYMI Love You Mean It
LYLY Love You and Leave You
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYL Love You Lots
LY Love You
LWR Launch When Ready
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart
LUSER Loser User
LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUB Laughing Under Breath
LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always
LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything
LTS Laughing To Self
LTR Later
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNC Long Time, No See
LTIP Laughing Till I Puke
LTIC Laughing Till I Cry
LTBF Learn To Be Funny
LSP Less Sensitive Person
LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LOWNBTD Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LOQ Laughing Out Quietly
LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOML Light Of My Life
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On-Line
LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again
LOL Little Old Lady
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LOL Lots Of Luck
LOL Lots Of Love
LOIS Laughing On The Inside
LOA Love On Arrival
LOA List Of Acronyms
LOA List Of Abbreviations
LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat
LMTFA Leave Me The Fuck Alone
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMS Let Me See
LMK Let Me Know
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMFAO Laughing My Fat Ass Off
LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again
LMC Let Me See
LMC Lost My Connection
LMAOROTF Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMA Leave Me Alone
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause!
LLAP Live Long And Prosper
LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LIS Lost In Space
LIRGAS Like I Really Give A Shit
LIFO Last In First Out
LIFER Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility
LHU Lord Help Us
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHM Lord Help Me
LG Let's Go
LDD La Dee Da
LAY Looking At You
LART Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LAN Local Area Network
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And Fuck
LABTYD Life's A Bitch, Then You Die
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
L8R G8R Later 'Gater
L8R Later
L2BS Licence To BS
L Laugh
KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
KWIM Know What I Mean
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
KMG Kiss My Grits
KMA Kiss My Ass
KITB Kick In The Butt
KITA Kick In The Ass
KIT Keep In Touch
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIQ Keep It Quiet
KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
KHYF Know How You Feel
KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours
KDW Keep Digging, Watson
KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KBD Keyboard
KB Kiss Back
K Kiss
K Okay
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic
JPW Just Plain Weird
JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course
JMO Just My Opinion
JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course
JK Just Kidding
JIC Just In Case
JFYI Just For Your Information
JFTR Just For The Record
JFG Just For Grins
JFF Just For Fun
JFA Just Fucking Around
JAWS Just Another Windows Shell
JASE Just Another System Error
JAS Just A Second
JANFU Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
JAM Just A Moment
JAM Just A Minute
JAFU Just Another Fuck Up
JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer
J6P Joe 6-Pack
J4SAG Just For Shit And Grins
J4G Just For Grins
J/K Just Kidding
IYW If You Wish
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
IYO In Your Opinion
IYL If You Like
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IYDM If You Don't Mind
IYD In Your Dreams
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWBS I Was Being Stupid
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWBN It Would Be Nice
IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff
IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her
IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him
IUIATT I Use It All The Time
ITYM I Think You Mean
ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITRW In The Real World
ITRO In The Region Of
ITGLW&TCDR If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITD In The Dark
ITAH Is There Anybody Here
ITA I Totally Agree
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISO In Search Of
ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ISAGN I See A Great Need
IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One
IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information
IRL In Real Life
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told
IOW In Other Words
IOU I Owe You
IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
INT I'll Never Tell
INPO In No Particular Order
INL I'm Not Laughing
INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
IMU I Miss You
IMS I Am Sorry
IMS I Must Say
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMPE In My Previous Experience
IMPE In My Personal Experience
IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMMOR I Make My Own Rules
IMHO In My Holy Opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMHO In My Honest Opinion
IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMBW I May Be Wrong
IMBO In My Bloody Opinion
IMBO In My Biased Opinion
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IM Instant Messaging
IM Instant Message
ILY I Love You
ILU I Love You
ILSHIBATF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILN It Looks Nice
ILN It's Looking Nice
ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard
ILIC I Laughed, I Cried
ILI I Like Ike
IK I Know
IJLS I Just Like Saying
IIWM If It Were Mine
IIWM If It Were Me
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer?
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IIRC If I Recall Correctly
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IIR If I Recall
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IHTG I Hate To Go
IHTG I Have To Go
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place
IHTBS It Has To Be Shown
IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!
IGTP I Get The Point
IGP I Gotta Pee
IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IFF If and only If
IE That Is
IE Internet Exploder
IE Internet Explorer
IDU I Don't Understand
IDTT I'll Drink To That
IDTS I Don't Think So
IDT I Don't Think
IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDMM It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDM It Doesn't Matter
IDK I Don't Know
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDGAS I Don't Give A Shit
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn
IDD Indeed
IDC I Don't Care
IDBY I Don't Believe You
IDBI I Don't Believe It
ICYI In Case You're Interested
ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know
ICUR I See You Are
ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICB I Care Because
IC I See
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IBN I'm Buck Naked
IBM Inadequate, But Marketable
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM Idiots Bought Me
IBC Inadequate, But Cute
IBB I'll Be Back
IASH I Am So Horny
IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IANYM In A New York Minute
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IAIYH It's All In Your Head
IAE In Any Event
IAC In Any Case
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAAA I Am An Accountant
HWUA Head Way Up Ass
HWS(PEST) Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored
HW Hardware
HUM Horny Unattached Male
HUF Horny Unattached Female
HUB Head Up Butt
HUA Heads Up Asshole
HUA Head Up Ass
HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol
HTSI Hope That Sinks In
HTML Hyper Text Markup Language
HTH Hope This Helps
HTH Hope That Helps
HTH Happy To Help
HTFSIK How The Fuck Should I Know
HTB Heavens To Betsy
HSP Highly Sensitive Person
HSIK How Should I Know
HP Home Page
HORU How Old Are You
HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HMT Here's My Try
HMP Help Me Please
HMOFG Holy Mother Of Fucking God
HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge
HMFG Holy Mother of Fucking God
HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby
HLV Hasta La Vista
HLOLARAWCHAWMP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens
HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIH Hope It Helps
HIG How's it Going?
HIB Have I Been
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHO 1/2 K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HH Holding Hands
HF Have Fun
HCB Holy Cow, Batman!
HB Hug Back
HAND Have A Nice Day
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAGU Have A Good 'Un
HAGN Have A Good Night
HABU Have A Better 'Un
HAB Hot Asian Babe
H2 How To
H&K Hug and Kiss
H&K Hugs And Kisses
H Hug
GWATCDR God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
GW Getting Wet
GUI Graphical User Interface
GTTB Gee That's Too Bad
GTSY Glad To See You
GTP Gone To Pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTG Got To Go
GTFOOMF Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
GTABO Get That Ass Back On
GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing
GR8 Great
GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR&D Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR Get Real
GPY Grumpy
GPF Go Puke, Fast
GPF General Protection Fault
GOWI Get On With It
GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOOML Get Out Of My Life
GOOMF Get Out Of My Face
GOOH Get Out Of Here
GOLD Getting On Limp Dick
GOK God Only Knows
GOI Get Over It
GOB Good'Ol Boy
GO Get Out
GN Good Night
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMT Greenwich Mean Time
GMBO Giggling My Butt Off
GMAFB Give Me A Fucking Break
GMAB Give Me A Break
GM Good Morning
GM Got Milk
GLGH Good Luck And Good Hunting
GLG Good Looking Girl
GLG Goofy Little Grin
GL Good Luck
GJ Good Job
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GH Getting Hard
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GGP Gotta Go Piss
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGG Giggle
GGC Goo Goo Cluster
GG Good Going
GG Gotta Go
GG Go Girl
GG Good Game
GFU General Fuck Up
GFR Grim File Reaper
GFR Grim File Reaper
GFN Gone For Now
GFC Going For Coffee
GFAK Go Fly A Kite
GF Girl Friend
GF Girlfriend
GDNRVVF Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GDNR Grinning, Ducking And Running
GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GC Garbage Collect
GBY God Bless You
GBTM Get Back To Me
GBKU God Bless and Keep You
GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH Great Big Hug
GB God Bless
GASP Go Away, Silly Person
GAP Girls Against Pregnancy
GALL Get A Life, Loser
GAL Get A Life
GAFM Get Away From Me
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAC Get A Clue
GA Go Ahead
G2G Got To Go
G1 Good One
G Grin
FYI For Your Information
FYG For Your Guidance
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYDITM Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
FYATSYRIO Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA For Your Amusement
FY&TSYRIO Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FY Fuck You
FWMAYOR Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
FWIW For What It's Worth
FUT Follow-Up To
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
F'UP2 Follow Up To
FUP2 Follow Up To
FUP Follow Up
FUMTU Fucked Up More Than Usual
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAB Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUA Fucked Up Again
FUA Frequently Used Acronym
FU Future Use
FU Follow-Up
FU Fucked Up
FTTT From Time To Time
FTS Fixin' To Start
FTP File Transfer Protocol
FTL Faster Than Light
FTF Face To Face
FTDS Fuck The Dumb Shit
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FRED Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement
FPS Frames Per Second
FPS For Pete's Sake
FPS First Person Shooter
FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOT Full Of Tripe
FOS Full Of Shit
FOS Freedom Of Speech
FOD Finger Of Death
FOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
FOC Free Of Charge
FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FO Fuck Off
FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FMN Forget Me Not
FMH Fuck Me Harder
FM Fucking Magic
FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back!
FIWOBATLAAI Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FITB Fill In The Blank
FISHDO Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
FISH First In, Still Here
FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
FIL Father In Law
FIIN Fucked If I Know!
FIIK Fucked If I Know
FIGMO Fuck It, Got My Orders
FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIFO First In, First Out
FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FGS For Goodness' Sake
FFS For Fucks Sake
FFRD Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
FF French Fry
FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FD Fuck Dat
FCOL For Crying Out Loud
FCFS First Come, First Served
FC Fingers Crossed
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FAQL Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access
FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FA Fuck All
F2F Face To Face
F2F Flesh To Flesh
EZ Easy
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
ETD Estimated Time of Departure
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
ESP Especially
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESBAM Eat Shit, Bark At Moon
ESAL Eat Shit And Live
ESADMF Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
ESAD Eat Shit And Die
ES&LTHI Eat Shit & Live To Hate It
ES&D Eat Shit & Die
EOT End Of Thread
EOT End Of Transmission
EOS End Of Story
EOS End Of Show
EOQ End Of Quote
EOQ End Of Question
EOM End Of Message
EOL End Of Lecture
EOF End Of File
EOD End Of Debate
EOD End Of Discussion
EOB End Of Business
ENQ Enquire
EMSG Email Message
EMS E-Mail Shorthand
EMP Excessive Multiple Posting
EMML E-mail Me Later
EIF Exercise In Futility
EGC Extremely Gruntled Customer
EGBOK Everything’s Going To Be Okay
EG Evil Grin
EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
ED Emotionally Disturbed
ECP Excessive Cross Posting
E2EG Ear To Ear Grin
DYTS Don't You Think So
DYT Don't You Think
DYSWIS Do You See What I See
DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?
DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend?
DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYE Damn Your Eyes
DWOL Drunk while on line
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWAI Don't Worry About It
DW Don't Worry
DW Dear Wife
DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
DUCWIC Do You See What I See?
DUCT Did You See That?
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DTP DeskTop Publishing
DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTHT Delighted To Hear That
DTD Document Type Definition
DSH Desperately Seeking Help
DS Darling Son
DS Dear Son
DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms
DOS Defective Operating System
DOS Disk Operating System
DOS Dozing Off Soon
DOS Dead Operating System
DOM Dirty Old Man
DOB Date Of Birth
DOB Day Of Birth
DOA Dead On Arrival
DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNA Did Not Answer
DMML Don't Make Me Laugh
DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLN Don't Leave Now
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DL Download
DKU Drop Kick Ugly
DK Don't Know
DIY Do It Yourself
DITUILIBMSL Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DITUIHIBMSL Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DINS Double Income No Sex
DINK Dual Income, No Kids
DINK Double Income, No Kids
DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DIL Daughter In Law
DIIN Damned If I Know
DIIK Damned If I Know
DH Dick Head
DH Dear Hubby
DH Dumb Hubby
DH Deaf Hubby
DH Dear Husband
DGT Don't Go There
DFU Don't Forget Units
DEU Dumb End User
DEGT Don't Even Go There
DEC Do Expect Cuts
DD Dear Daughter
DD Dreaded Disease
DD Darling Daughter
DBN Doing Business, Not
DBAI Designed By An Idiot
DBA Doing Business As
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DAP Parents Against Dyslexia
D/L DownLoad
D&C Duck And Cover
CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
CYM Check Your Mail
CYL See You Later
CYAL8R See You Later
CYAL8R See You All Later
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYA See You
CWYL Chat With You Later
CW Complete Wank
CUS See You Soon
CUL8TR See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUL Catch You Later
CUL See You Later
CUIC See You In Church
CUIAL See You In Another Life
CUA Commonly Used Acronyms
CUA Commonly Used Acronym
CUA Common User Access
CU2 See You, Too
CU See You
CTTS Cute Things They Say
CTTD Cute Things They Do
CSY Can't Stop Yawning
CSW Can't See Why
CSS Can't Stop Smiling
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CS Cop Shop
CRS Can't Remember Shit
CRPG Computer Role Playing Game
CRPG Character Role Playing Game
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRAFT Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CPF Can Pigs Fly
CP Chat Post
CP Copy Protection
COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing
COO Come On Over
COI Come On In
COD Cash On Delivery
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COB Close Of Business
CO Conference
CNP Continued in Next Post
CNG Chuckle And Grin
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CLM Career Limiting Move
CLI Command Line Interface
CLAB Crying Like A Baby
CIS Compuserve Information System
CIO Cut It Out
CID Crying In Disgrace
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CIC Christ, I'm Confused
CFV Call For Votes
CFD Call For Discussion
CF Charlie Foxtrot
CF Cluster Fuck
CE Creative Editing
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CC Carbon Copy
CBL Come Back Later
CB Call Back
CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help!
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
C4N Ciao For Now
C/O in Care Of
C&G Chuckle and Grin
C Cool
BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
BYOB Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle
BYKTA But You Knew That Already
BYKT But You Knew That
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWK Big Wet Kiss
BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWDIK But What Do I Know
BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BUAG Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BTW By The Way
BTU Back To You
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTLSOM Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me
BTK Back To Keyboard
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTFT Been There Fixed That
BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTDTGTS Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTC Biting The Carpet
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTA But Then Again
BST But Seriously Though
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death
BSG Big Smiling Grin
BSG Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSF But Seriously Folks
BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin
BS Big Smile
BS Bull Shit
BRS Big Red Switch
BRGDS Best Regards
BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRB Be Right Back
BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTE Back Of The Envelope
BOT Back On Topic
BOS Big Orange Switch
BOOYFM Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind
BOOMFM Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind
BOL Best Of Luck
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOF Boring Old Fart
BOF Birds Of A Feather
BOC But Of Course
BNI Batteries Not Included
BNF Big Name Fan
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BMOC Big Man On Campus
BMF Bad Mother Fucker
BMB Bite My Butt
BM Bite Me
BLTN Better Late Than Never
BLT Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor
BKA Better Known As
BK Because
BITD Beaten It To Death
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass
BION Believe It Or Not
BIL Brother In Law
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong
BIC Best In Class
BIC Back In Character
BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
BHB Big Hairy Bollocks
BH Better Half
BGUTI Better Get Used To It
BG Big Grin
BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies
BFN Bye For Now
BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFM Big Fucking Magic
BFI Bunch of Fucking Idiots
BFI Brute Force and Ignorance
BFH Big Fucking Hammer
BFG Big Fat Grin
BFG Big Fucking Grin
BFG Big Fucking Gun
BFG Big Friendly Giant
BFFL Best Friends For Life
BFD Big Fucking Deal
BFBI Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BF Boyfriend
BF Boy Friend
BEG Big Evil Grin
BCNU Be Seeing You
BCC Blind Carbon Copy
BC Basket Case
BC Because
BBW Big Beautiful Women
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBS Bulletin Board System
BBS Be Back Soon
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBL Be Back Later
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BB Be Back
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BAS Big Ass Smile
BANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAMF Bad Assed Mother Fucker
BAK Back At Keyboard
BAIC Boy, Am I Confused
BAF Brain Already Fried
BAD Bad As Designed
BAC By Any Chance
BAC Back At Computer
BAB Build A Bridge
B4N Bye For Now
B4 Before
B/C Because
AYT Are You There?
AYPI And Your Point Is
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYK As You Know
AYF All Your Fault
AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AWYR Awaiting Your Reply
AWS As We Speak
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One
ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
ATTN Attention
ATSL Along The Same Line
ATM At The Moment
ATM Automatic Teller Machine
ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
ATB All The Best
ASO And So On
ASL Age/Sex/Location
ASF And So Forth
ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAFP As Soon As Fucking Possible
ARE Acronym-Rich Environment
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
APAC All Praise And Credit
AOL America On-Line
AOL Army Of Lamers
ANSI American National Standards Institute
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
AML All My Love
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AMF All My Fault
AMF Adios Mother Fucker
AMF Adios, Mother Fucker
AMF Adios My Friend
AMAP As Many As Possible
AMAP As Much As Possible
ALAP As Late As Possible
ALA As Long As
AKA Also Known As
AIW As It Was
AIW As It Were
AIUI As I Understand It
AISI As I See It
AISB As I Said Before
AIS As I Said
AIR As I Remember
AIR As I Recall
AIIC As If I Care
AIH As It Happens
AI As If!
AFU All Fucked Up
AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFDB A Few Days Back
AFDA A Few Days Ago
AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFC Away From Computer
AFB Away From Brain
AFAYK As Far As You Know
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAIR As Far As I Recall
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
ADN Any Day Now
ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACK Acknowledge
ACK Acknowledged
ACD Alt Control Delete
ABT About
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AA Alcoholics Anonymous
AA Adios Amigo
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
A/S Age/Sex
5PT Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
1FTR One For The Road